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Enjoy . . . and Merry Christmas, everyone!
1. I am the real Kris Kringle!
2. “Do I like jello?”
3. “So Uncle Bill, tell us again
about the margin of error for the picking of sweet corn…?”
4. Tootie eyes the exit as Aunt
Dolores starts talking politics.
5. Jimmy Carter and Ghandi: Peace
Talks 1997
6. Leisure Studies 202
7. “Foa da best foa yoa wookshop, I
sujest the swamps of Tawpon Spwings.”
8. Dad loses another round of
Daring Passages.
9. Moments after their feet went
into the air, the LaHoods found they had the pool to themselves.
10. “Do you believe in interspecies
dating?”
11. Meet the Mary Kay Saleswoman
of 2000
12. The president and
vice-president of the Sock Extreme Club
13. “Here’s the next available
daughter. We’ll start the bidding at $200…
14. “I’m taller” “No, I’M taller!”
15. “I’m shorter!” “No, I’M shorter!”
16. “I only eat the stuff raw”
17. “I am Zoltar, Pink Power
Ranger. I need sugary substances to refuel.”
18. “OK, so I lied when I said you
would be getting fewer presents this year. I think there are 50 for each of
you!“
19. “Yeah Snowy, I feel your pain—you’ll
never be able to melt with the real ones.”
20. “I’m Shoeless Joe from
Hannibal, MO”
21. Daddy’s little taste-tester
22. Someday I’ll have a little boy
like you and we’ll be lying here like this.
23. The clothes even Goodwill
refused to take.
24. Mommy told me that when she
lived here, they only gave her raw spaghetti.
25. You’re cute, you’re cute, you’re
cute…that’s ok.
26. No, no no…I don’t know where her lip gloss is. Why
does she keep asking me?
27. Abbey’s graduation gift to
Mari: one intense foot massage
28. And now…voted “Most Likely to
Become a Lunch Lady”…
29. After that Christmas, we decided
to start using real pine trees.
30. The tallest isn’t the oldest
and the shortest isn’t the youngest!
31. That’s a good smile Simon, good,
Theodore…Open your eyes, Alvin…Alvin…ALVIN!!!
32. Dec. 22, 1991—eagerly awaiting
the Thompson’s jackpot drawing.
33. “Joe, you took your food
before I put these plateholders out. Now put that plate down so I can put this
under that!”
34. Oct. 12, 1988—the day we were
selected to be extras in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”
35. If you build it, they will
come.
36. There’s a little man in the
cup who will say whatever you tell him.
37. “Oh, I can’t WAIT to have
glasses, just like my sisters”
38. May 21, 1985: Jana graduates from
8th grade. Mando receives his Master’s degree.
39. Design 101 was ok, Drawing 102
was alright, but Face Painting 201 is a little extreme…
40. “It’s a basketball, Leigh.
Someday you’ll thank me for this.”
41. “Please, release me!”
42. “I’m free”
43. “Ooohmm . . . “
44. November 7, 2000. Florida was just called for
Al Gore
45. After the janitors lock up for
the night, Gaye and Barb reminisce about old times
46. “The party’s over . . . but the fun has just begun!”
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